Why is it that patients become unable to get home once discharged. They automatically assume the God-given right to free transport home; either a paid taxi, or worse a frontline 999 ambulance. I can have a certain understanding of the little old chap or lady being taken back to their residential home, but grown adults of 18 plus.
Oh but I pay taxes they sqwark, well no shit, so do I. Find your own way home, you should'nt have been here in the first place.
The drunks are the best; what would you have done if you hadn't fallen over and twatted yourself on the head? you ask. Oh, I would have had a taxi or pulled. Right then dickhead, go and find one now.